Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Midweek Musings (Celebrity edition)
Random thoughts, in no particular order and probably of no particular importance.
Al Sharpton Rev. Al says he’s close to signing a contract as a talk show host. Note to the producer of the show, check the program budget item labeled “hair care.”
Martha Stewart Would the lady prefer stripes (black & white) or solids (jumpsuit orange).
Donald Trump See above, re: “hair care.”
Jayson Blair Go away…….... Please!!!
Mel Reynolds Former Illinois Congressman, convicted sex offender, out of jail, running for his old seat in Congress. See above re: “Jayson Blair.”
Mel Gibson $250 million box office take for “The Passion of Christ.” Can you say manna from Heaven?
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown Whitney’s in rehab and Bobby’s in jail. Folks, it's time to grow up and think about your daughter.
Diana Ross DUI Diva gets day pass on jail time, proves law for celebrities is “Upside-Down.”
Of course there are still a few things of note going on in Iraq, Haiti and Spain, but the folks above are the ones really making news.
Stay tuned!
Random thoughts, in no particular order and probably of no particular importance.
Al Sharpton Rev. Al says he’s close to signing a contract as a talk show host. Note to the producer of the show, check the program budget item labeled “hair care.”
Martha Stewart Would the lady prefer stripes (black & white) or solids (jumpsuit orange).
Donald Trump See above, re: “hair care.”
Jayson Blair Go away…….... Please!!!
Mel Reynolds Former Illinois Congressman, convicted sex offender, out of jail, running for his old seat in Congress. See above re: “Jayson Blair.”
Mel Gibson $250 million box office take for “The Passion of Christ.” Can you say manna from Heaven?
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown Whitney’s in rehab and Bobby’s in jail. Folks, it's time to grow up and think about your daughter.
Diana Ross DUI Diva gets day pass on jail time, proves law for celebrities is “Upside-Down.”
Of course there are still a few things of note going on in Iraq, Haiti and Spain, but the folks above are the ones really making news.
Stay tuned!
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